Mineral Mischief In Minnesota
When an alleged diamond discovery sparks a movement to replace Minnesota’s state gemstone, an ambitious young reporter begins uncovering a scheme far bigger than anyone expected.
✔ Full-length comedy in two acts
✔ Contemporary setting
✔ Ensemble cast with flexible opportunities
✔ Community theatre friendly staging
✔ Family-friendly humor with regional charm
Synopsis
Susan Herkimer Anderson wants more from her journalism career than county fair coverage and feature stories. Working for the Dakota County Alliance, she dreams of becoming an investigative reporter covering legislation and state politics that directly impact local communities.
When a mysterious diamond discovery in northern Minnesota captures statewide attention, Susan senses there is more to the story than a lucky geological find. Legislators are suddenly proposing that the famous Lake Superior agate be demoted as Minnesota’s official gemstone in favor of a newly named diamond called L’Etoile du Nord. But key details about the stone remain strangely unclear.
With encouragement from her supportive husband Len — an accountant and devoted rockhound — Susan begins asking difficult questions at the State Capitol. Her investigation uncovers inconsistencies surrounding the diamond’s origins, the legislators promoting it, and the possible financial motives behind the sudden publicity campaign.
As the mystery unfolds, Susan finds herself balancing career ambitions, ethical journalism, political pressure, and the realization that even small-town stories can expose much larger schemes. What begins as an odd local-interest piece gradually becomes a comedic political mystery involving mineral rights, lake property speculation, and a desperate attempt to transform Diamond Lake into a mining hotspot.
At its core, Mineral Mischief in Minnesota is both a love letter to Minnesota culture and a story about finding confidence, purpose, and courage in unexpected places.
Tony Sasso & Peggy Root Kustritz, Promotional Video From Original Performance, Sponsored By Rosemount Area Arts Council (RAAC)
Why Audiences Love It
A Celebration of Minnesota
The play is packed with affectionate references to Minnesota life, including:
State symbols
Local businesses
Cabin and fishing traditions
“Duck, Duck, Grey Duck”
Smart Comedy with Heart
The humor blends:
Character comedy
Political satire
Midwestern awkwardness
Rapid-fire ensemble exchanges
Running gags and regional references
A Strong Female Lead
Susan’s journey from underappreciated local reporter to confident investigative journalist provides a compelling emotional core for the story.
Ensemble Opportunities
The show offers memorable comedic moments for performers across the cast, especially the legislators, whose overlapping fast-paced dialogue creates high-energy ensemble scenes.
Family-Friendly and Accessible
The play delivers broad audience appeal without relying on profanity or heavy content, making it suitable for community theatres, educational settings, civic arts organizations, and more.
“Come and see it if you really want to just have a fun, easygoing evening. Hopefully a lot of laughs.”
Ken Coy, Casey Samsonite/Legislator Peterson in Original Performance
GETTING STARTED
Production Details
Genre
Comedy / Mystery / Political Satire
Setting
Minnesota in the present day during late spring or summer.
Cast Size
Flexible ensemble cast with doubling opportunities. Several performers play multiple roles, helping productions scale to available casting resources.
Main Location
Newspaper office
Apartment interior
Minnesota State Capitol rotunda
Lieutenant governor’s office
Outdoor lake setting
Staging
Designed for simple, flexible staging with:
Minimal furniture
Bare flooring
Three primary backdrop environments
Easy transitions between locations
Technical Complexity
Moderate and community-theatre friendly. The script intentionally allows flexibility in:
Set construction
Costume interpretation
Audience interaction
Staging style
Audience Interaction
Optional audience participation moments are built into the Capitol tour scenes, allowing productions to directly engage audiences during discussions of Minnesota state symbols.
Runtime
Full-length play in two acts, estimated 90 minutes
THE PLAYERS
Cast Breakdown
Susan Herkimer Anderson (Female)
An ambitious journalist for the Dakota County Alliance who dreams of moving beyond community features into investigative reporting. Smart, determined, and deeply connected to Dakota County, Susan follows her instincts into a strange political mystery that could become the biggest story of her career.
Taylor Johnson (Female or Male)
Minnesota’s lieutenant governor, a well-meaning and approachable public servant who prefers cooperation over conflict. Though initially caught off guard by the controversy, Taylor becomes increasingly determined to uncover the truth behind the mysterious diamond scheme.
Casey Samsonite (Male)
The gruff but ultimately caring editor of the Dakota County Alliance. Old-school, overworked, and not always great with people, Casey pushes Susan hard but gradually recognizes her talent and investigative instincts. Also plays Legislator Peterson, an earnest but somewhat bewildered state representative caught up in the gemstone controversy.
Legislator Gunther Larson (Male)
The senior member of the legislative group promoting the diamond bill. Charismatic and calculating, Larson has much more invested in the controversy than he initially lets on.
Tour Guide (Female or Male)
A long-suffering Capitol tour guide who has heard every question imaginable and quietly knows more about the building, politics, and people inside it than most anyone else. Dry humor and patience are essential survival tools.
Len Anderson (Male)
Susan’s supportive husband, a self-employed accountant, and an enthusiastic rockhound with a passion for Minnesota geology. Practical but endlessly curious, Len becomes an unlikely investigative partner as the mystery surrounding the state gemstone unfolds.
Alex Hanclock (Male)
The lieutenant governor’s ambitious administrative assistant, eager to climb the political ladder and impress powerful people. Confident and opportunistic, Alex gets pulled deeper into a scheme he doesn’t fully understand until events begin spinning out of control.
TJ Hooman (Male)
A seasoned reporter and Susan’s former mentor who encourages her investigative ambitions and teaches her how to navigate the Capitol press scene. Quick-moving, practical, and allergic to nonsense. Also plays Legislator Nelson, a friendly legislator trying to make sense of the increasingly bizarre situation.
Legislator Olson (Female or Male)
The youngest and most socially savvy member of the legislative group. Stylish, skeptical, and quick with observations, Olson is less convinced than the others that the diamond story adds up. Also plays another Capitol reporter.
Tour Participants / Other Reporters (Female or Male)
Curious Capitol visitors and members of the press who help bring the fast-moving world of Minnesota politics to life, often with humor, confusion, and plenty of questions.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Meet Peggy Root Kustritz
Peggy’s Mineral Mischief in Minnesota combines humor, regional storytelling, and political satire into a uniquely Minnesotan theatrical experience. Drawing inspiration from local culture, state politics, and Minnesota geology, the play celebrates the communities, traditions, and personalities that define life in the North Star State.
The script was written with community theatre productions in mind, featuring flexible staging, approachable technical requirements, and strong ensemble opportunities while still delivering an engaging mystery and meaningful character growth.
FIRST PERFORMED IN 2026
Original Cast
Robin Gilmer
Susan Herkimer Anderson
Steve Eggan
Len Anderson
Claire Ramsay
Taylor Johnson
Ronald Coats
Alex Hanclock
Teresa Root
Tour guide
Ken Coy
Casey Samsonite/Legislator Peterson
Mike Reardon
TJ Hooman/Legislator Nelson
Tony Sasso
Legislator Larson
Robin Davis
Legislator Olson
Kathy Henry
Tour participant
Steve Genrich
Tour Participant, Extra
Ann Genrich
Extra
First performed in collaboration with the Rosemount Area Arts Council (RAAC)
Frequently Asked Questions
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Yes. Theatre groups interested in producing Mineral Mischief in Minnesota are encouraged to contact the playwright for licensing information and availability.
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Yes. The play is designed for broad audience appeal and community theatre audiences.
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The show was intentionally written with flexible, community-theatre-friendly staging in mind, including minimal scenery and manageable technical requirements.
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Yes. Several roles are designed with doubling opportunities available.
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While Minnesotan audiences will especially enjoy the regional references, the story’s humor, mystery, political satire, and character relationships are broadly accessible.
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No. Audience participation moments are optional and can be adapted to fit the production style.
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Yes. The play’s accessible humor, civic themes, and family-friendly content make it well-suited for educational settings.
TAKE THE NEXT STEP
Bring Mineral Mischief in Minnesota to Your Stage
Looking for a smart, funny, community-friendly comedy with strong ensemble opportunities and a uniquely regional voice?
Contact Peggy for more information about licensing and production.